AGE: 22

STATUS: very single...again

OCCUPATION: graphic designer/ creative guy at Virtuoso Interactive, and Nordic Giant Internationale.

SPEED: 9 (out of 10)

SPECIAL POWERS: spazzing out, scaring normal people, driving a volvo... and digesting the souls of mortals

EDUCATION: BFA in Comm. Arts (Graphic Design) from East Carolina University

BIRTHPLACE: Fort Collins, Colorado

ALIAS:Mad Dog, The Sex Cowboy, *the Bee*

AGE: 23

STATUS: very single

OCCUPATION: graphic artist/production assistant on WB super series "Dawson's Creek" and night shifter at the Trolley Shop at the Holiday Inn Resort.

SPEED: 7 (out of 10)

STAMINA: 33 (out of 10)

SPECIAL POWERS: wetting the bed, getting things off the bottom shelves, downing a 40 of Old E in 30 minutes.

EDUCATION: BFA in Comm. Arts (Illustration) from East Carolina University

BIRTHPLACE: Sioux Falls, South Dakota

"Once, when i was smaller, my parents took me to the top of a very tall mountain. when we reached the top, they set me on the ledge of a steep cliff. my mother took my hand and then pointed to a distant peak on the horizon. 'You see that mountain, way out there? The one with the snowy top, and purple slopes.'she asked, then i replied, 'Yes'."

"As a self proclaimed scientist and philosopher, my reasearch has led me to several main theories about life itself. The first of which i have discoverd is that a pimento cheese sandwhich is much better when it is toasted on wheat, rather than cold on white. The second realization i have made is that, 'every rose has it's thorn'."

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